This thermal energy system could eventually become known as one of the greatest Green Feats of all time. by JD Stratis

The scientific professions are abuzz over stirring new developments detailing technology to capture Hot Flash thermal energy of menopausal adult females. Testing and research has indicated how adult females may shortly be equipped with an appliance presently known as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that may soak up the thermal energy on a Hot Flash and storehouse it for application on battery-operated devices, or be sent as electrical thermal energy into the power system and sold back to the electrical consortia.
This thermal energy system could eventually become known as one of the greatest Green Feats of all time.
Scientists are urgently studying the possibility of converting thermal energy formulated by the hot flash of adult females in menopause into a very real inexhaustible energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the collective effors of women who eventually save our little planet Earth? If they're going to take it over one day anyways, they may as well save it in the meantime. Our population mass of females in this demographic reveal the timing is perfect for a thermal energy program like this. This aggregate of Hot Flash power could, and should be cultivated to satisfy our thermal energy needs. Female thermal energy might just become the Mother Of All Green Feats .
The control of this environmentally friendly thermal energy reservoir might be the beginning we need worldwide to save our environment, on a level that we have never seen before. Not only will women possess the power they will also BE the power, and guarantee control of us all to the rightful caregivers of the planet - Womankind. The increase in the value to society of women in their 40's to mother earth, will grow to a staggering degree and allow them to assume the mantle of being in charge of society once and for all.
The day will arrive in the not too distant future, men with their cellphones, PDA's and iPhones, and kids with their Nintendo Wii's and iPods will bow in the company of the menopausal woman for the charge of their "environmentally friendly" thermal energy. The "radiance" of a woman's hot flash in menopause will change from the panic it infuses in some men today, to one of respect as we come to know and understand, the reality that she not only gives Life to all, she is also the provider of Power for our darling family and to his precious "Crackberry".
Picture a time when you can just plug a cellphone into a COEGR thermal energy collector and reload the batteries! Women in menopause will without a doubt become the most groovy and sought after souls anywhere,(except I think they already are now...) Energy seeking individuals will look for them in shopping centers, as they assume their rightful place in society as the all-important providers of life AND thermal power to a hungry planet! Shopping Centers could power the lighting for their complex by the thermal energy of their female buyers! Of course, heavy rebates would most certainly apply to supplying the thermal energy.